DP

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

homovikings:

in 3rd grade on valentine’s day we had to write the name of someone we loved very much in a heart and we hung the hearts up around the classroom and everyone wrote “mom” or “dad” or “grandma” etc you know like relatives and then you get to mine which was the last in the row and it says in bold letters USHER

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

triliv:

reasons to date me: I go to bed at 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights so you’ll never have to worry about me

donchushka:

Chris Colfer appreciation post

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

Carson Phillips + glasses

triplash:

fuck

triplash:

fuck