*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
in 3rd grade on valentine’s day we had to write the name of someone we loved very much in a heart and we hung the hearts up around the classroom and everyone wrote “mom” or “dad” or “grandma” etc you know like relatives and then you get to mine which was the last in the row and it says in bold letters USHER
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
- uh uh!
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
reasons to date me: I go to bed at 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights so you’ll never have to worry about me