DP
houdinigenie:

excuse me ma’am that’s fucking rude

houdinigenie:

excuse me ma’am that’s fucking rude

cumber-bitches:

NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

fixtures:

i melt when i see you smile

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

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parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

  1. me: it wont bother me.
  2. me: *lies down*
  3. me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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swolizard:

spacemuffinz:

gifak-net:

Confused little girl meets her fathers twin for the first time

omg

she just sitting there like 
"Nigga what the fcuk kinda hocus pocus ass shit is this"

swolizard:

spacemuffinz:

gifak-net:

Confused little girl meets her fathers twin for the first time

omg

she just sitting there like 

"Nigga what the fcuk kinda hocus pocus ass shit is this"

glitteratikittens:

inumaru12:

askcredus:

the-tenth:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DX

The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.

This is the worst thing ive ever seen.